Jason's Pork Chopped

                                                                   Jason's Pork Chopped

     Jason walked towards the exit/entrance of a small town where he picked up the quest that also hadn't been visited by many players so there was plenty to hunt in the fields and forest around it. He headed down the path towards the fields first since it would give him better sight for any boars or pigs. He pulled out his machete and his pet rock, who now had an evil grin on one part of it, and prepared to throw the rock as he started to sprint towards a group of pigs. He hurled it towards one of the pigs to aggro the creature and continued running towards it as the others scatter from him. The pig squeals and turns just as an orange glowing sword cuts across its face and Jason moves to one side as the, now really angered, animal tries to catch him. He moves a distance away from the pig to equip his shield, looking up in time to get bowled over by the pig, barely stopping a possibly deadly strike of the pigs hooves to his face with his shield. He quickly gets up and rushes the pig in turn, activating his weapon skill once more to give the pig a nice red glowing, hash-marked gash across the right flank and dropping its hp into the red zone. The pig tries to charge at Jason again so he stabs out with his machete to kill the pig before it struck him.
 
     He panted as he looked around, the rush of that fight starting to wear off. 'Of course the squealing sons of bacon scattered to who knows where...' He thinks to himself, frowning before starting to look for his pet rock and quickly finding it due to the face and the fact it didn't bounce too far from where it struck the pig. He began walking deeper into the fields and drank a health potion as he looked for more pigs. Once his health bar was back up to green he started jogging around a loop for the forest, still looking for pigs. He tripped over a rock as he headed down a hill. "Woooaaah!" he called out, falling forwards right onto a pig spawning in. The pig squealed angrily and threw him off to hit the ground hard where he worked to unsheathe his machete and bring his shield to bear before the pig rushed at him. He got hit again, thankfully the shield blocked most of the damage and gave him time to get upright and work on slashing rapidly at the pig. "You squealing little shit aren't going to kill me." He growls angrily as he chases the pig and continued slashing to finally kill it.

     "Damn random spawns. That'd better not become a thing for me." Jason mutters to himself as he then huffed and started for the forest. 'I'd best not get hit again...that was my only health crystal until I buy another one...' he thinks to himself as he entered the forest, slowing down to listen for any movement around the brush that might have been a pig. He ducked behind a tree when he spotted one and grabbed his shield out first, then his machete as he crouched and began stalking towards it until he got close enough to jump towards the pig with his machete held upside down to stab the bacon-y bastard. The pig was struck and started to run away as Jason turned and sprinted after it using his high speed stat to catch up and cut off the legs of the pig, killing it and making it break apart like all the other mobs into blue and white shiny fragments of despawning. He panted heavily and started for the town, looking up at the sun starting to go down. He'd been out and running around for a few hours and deserved some food after he turned in this quest. And thusly, he did and got some tasty sweet buns with some of the money.